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Romeo and Juliet

Ellen: I hate this play.

Geoffrey: Yeah.

Ellen: You watch it and you feel miserable. Because you don’t have that kind of passion in your life. Nobody does. It’s a fantasy. It’s irresponsible. 

Geoffrey: Yeah….You know what I think. I think it’s painfully accurate. Two idiots meet. They fall in love. They’re happy. Briefly. Then all hell breaks loose. Happens all the time. 

Buffy: Does it ever get easy? 

Giles: You mean life? 

Buffy: Yeah, does it get easy?

Giles: What do you want me to say? 

Buffy: Lie to me. 

Giles: Yes. It’s terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true. The bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies and… everybody lives happily ever after. 

Buffy: Liar. 

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